Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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