There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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