fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
