thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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