I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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