return my video game
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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