): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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