That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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