Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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