One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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