How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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