need another drink. this is the easiest way
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
