Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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