she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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