you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i now understand why vodka
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize