Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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