I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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