Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
