her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hippo gnu deer
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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