I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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