Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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