I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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