she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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