Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Two words: nipple clamps
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