So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
look no pants
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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