I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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