If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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