Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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