I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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