talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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