just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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