Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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