Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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