the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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