READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
