she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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