He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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