You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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