he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
