Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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