Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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