And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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