this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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