I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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