I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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