Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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