i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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