I wannas sexs uuuuu
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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