i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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