ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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