ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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