Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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