Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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