He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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